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  1.昨晚,小刘媳妇来电:黄哥,小刘和你在一起吗?他电话打不通,在的话叫他给我回个电话……我一想,肯定是小刘出去玩了,就回:小刘啊,刚刚在一起,他说手机没电,十分钟前回家了……赶忙给小刘电话,通了,他老婆接的:黄哥,你不错,我代小刘感谢你……放下电话,老婆看着我:不错,很熟练啊……2.老公卡上少了五千块钱,问他钱哪里去了,他说不能说。我追问他是不是被哪个狐狸精迷住了,老公不理我,这把我气的!晚上我爸给我打电话,说:“听说你怀疑我女婿有狐狸精?我知道。”啊?我爸居然知道?!我赶紧问是谁?我爸说:“上星期跟女婿喝酒聊天,我说我跟你妈的结婚纪念日快到了,想偷偷的买首饰给你妈一个惊喜。破解版office2010他就主动给钱给我要表孝心,那个,你现在知道是谁了吧?”3.我多年以前有一辆单车,除了铃铛不响,哪里都响。有一次和老婆骑了十几里路去爬山,到了山下,老婆提醒我把车锁一下,我不以为然,除非那贼瞎了眼会要我的破车。爬完山下来,却找不到了单车,突然看见远处一辆收废品的三轮摩托,后箱装着我的破车,扬尘而去,我一脸黑线岁,新找了份工作,,工资5000,在我这不知道几线的小城市算是过得去了,可是做了才发现真心忙,原来的数据基本烂摊子,破解版office2010头疼,经常加班,原来的账没整理完,新的账又来了……无数次想辞职。昨天老板又找我要以前数据的统计表,我讲了难处以后,老板讲了些把他以前的5.记得那年情人节,破解版office2010我单着!我在同事群里吼:我发一百红包,谁领谁跟我走!然后,我发错发成一块,被现在的老婆领了!明天情人节到了,我问老婆,当初那么多条件比我好的,怎么会选我?老婆笑笑:这个社会,不要脸的都会发财,当年你说发一百红包然后发一块,那么不要脸,我就没搞明白,你咋还不发财呢?我……

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